if i talk to you in all caps and bad grammar then that means u are friend
(via magitarf)
I can’t even make a veggie burger like I’m just toasting bread without cheese and I haven’t taken out a veggie burger yet and I’m dying
ah yes my daily wave of self-loathing has hit me
i’ll ride this one into the sunset and listen to the beach boys
my grandpa has a date tonight and hes really old and in a wheelchair and has to drag around this breathing machine but hes just sitting there waiting for the hospice shuttle to take him to pick up his date and he looks suPER EXCITED and its the cutest thing ive ever seen
update he came home and i asked him how it went and he said, “i should have taken an extra tank of oxygen because she took my BREATH AWAY”
